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Still blows my mind that toilet paper isn't free.
Old ladies in wheelchairs with blankets over their legs, I don’t think so…retired mermaids.
Your denial is beneath you, and thanks to the use of hallucinogenic drugs, I see through you.
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
I can't watch TV longer than five minutes without praying for nuclear holocaust.
I have a jar at home, and I put pennies in it whenever I curse. The other day I spilled the jar. I owe it about $25.
Why don't you click your heels three times and go back to Africa.
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.
TV commercials now show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you’ve got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn’t your biggest problem.
What is stand-up comedy?
Stand-up comedy is a performance for a live audience. Usually one or multiple performers called comics or stand-up comedians are speaking directly to their audience. Typically a performer tells a routine of jokes or funny monologue with various stories and anecdotes chained together.
It's not uncommon for acting, pantomime, magic tricks * or singing to be used to increase variety of such performance.
In United Kingdom stand-up comedy began gaining popularity in 18th century and raised many great performers like Arthur Askey, Max Miller and Ken Dodd. The comedians were heavily censored and had to get their act approved and adapted to the censorship.
