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My wife was a beautiful woman before we had children.
You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.
What's the opposite of opposite? Consider yourself bamboozled!
But this Mother fucker here Nigga, This shit right here nigga; This is a love seat Nigga! I can't even sit on this if I ain't in love Nigga! What Kind of shit is that!
Weed was put on ths earth for niggers on the struggle & its got a chemical called fuck it.
Your baby is supposed to like Skittles, you ignorant bitch!
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
My father would pass gas and then blame it on imaginary animals.
I’ve got a hockey record, I took off my skate and tried to stab a guy, I’m the only person who ever tried that.
What is stand-up comedy?
Stand-up comedy is a performance for a live audience. Usually one or multiple performers called comics or stand-up comedians are speaking directly to their audience. Typically a performer tells a routine of jokes or funny monologue with various stories and anecdotes chained together.
It's not uncommon for acting, pantomime, magic tricks * or singing to be used to increase variety of such performance.
In United Kingdom stand-up comedy began gaining popularity in 18th century and raised many great performers like Arthur Askey, Max Miller and Ken Dodd. The comedians were heavily censored and had to get their act approved and adapted to the censorship.
