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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I'm good at everything.
Your head is as empty as a hermit's address book.
We got so much food in America we're allergic to food. Allergic to food! Hungry people ain't allergic to shit. You think anyone in Rwanda's got a fucking lactose intolerance?!
Unlikely things to see in a Valentine's card – "I may be dyslexic but that doesn't mean I don't vole you."
Always remember the last words of my grandfather, who said: "A truck!"
Jesus had a tough life. I read about that guy. Jesus is the only guy that ever came back from the dead that didn't scare the f*** out of everybody!
I stopped and I thought, ‘What would Jesus do?” So I didn’t exist.
I have to stop crying when I watch "The View". It's not because of the topics at hand, I just feel sorry for that couch.
George: Why've you had a grudge against your brother for 15 years? Benny: We Lopezes are a proud people... George: You have a birthday lunch at Denny's every month. We're not that proud!
What is stand-up comedy?
Stand-up comedy is a performance for a live audience. Usually one or multiple performers called comics or stand-up comedians are speaking directly to their audience. Typically a performer tells a routine of jokes or funny monologue with various stories and anecdotes chained together.
It's not uncommon for acting, pantomime, magic tricks * or singing to be used to increase variety of such performance.
In United Kingdom stand-up comedy began gaining popularity in 18th century and raised many great performers like Arthur Askey, Max Miller and Ken Dodd. The comedians were heavily censored and had to get their act approved and adapted to the censorship.
