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About a month ago I got a cactus. A week later, it died. I was really depressed because I was like 'Damn! I am less nurturing than a desert.' [Ladies, that's not true]
I used to be scared of pretty girls, until one confessed they're just as scared of me.
I see a Latino comic as someone who can only perform for Latino audiences, ... I cross the board.
You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
The dentist drills some more and you hear him make a mistake. And to cover it up, they all say the same thing: "Okay, rinse."
I don't want want to go to jail, I'm fragile.
If you want to make a mythical creature, just take a regular animal and add wings to it. A horse becomes a Pegasus, a lion becomes a griffin, and a hawk... becomes a double hawk.
I'm constipated, couldn't give a shit.
Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.
Three blokes go into a pub. Something happens. The outcome was hilarious!
What is stand-up comedy?
Stand-up comedy is a performance for a live audience. Usually one or multiple performers called comics or stand-up comedians are speaking directly to their audience. Typically a performer tells a routine of jokes or funny monologue with various stories and anecdotes chained together.
It's not uncommon for acting, pantomime, magic tricks * or singing to be used to increase variety of such performance.
In United Kingdom stand-up comedy began gaining popularity in 18th century and raised many great performers like Arthur Askey, Max Miller and Ken Dodd. The comedians were heavily censored and had to get their act approved and adapted to the censorship.
