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Toughest job I ever had: selling doors, door to door.
Buy a condom, ribbed for her pleasure. Turn it inside out, now it's ribbed for your pleasure.
Do you think God gets stoned? I think so . . . look at the platypus.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but screw it, i’m with "Bupa".
How do you get a job and fuck up everything! everything? Everything!
Yeah how bad can it be? Some people have it worse than me I could be a child prostitute Or Gary Glitter’s family
Shaq is rich. The white man who signs his check … is wealthy. "Ah, here you go, Shaq. Go buy yourself a bouncing car. Bling, bling!"
I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.
My girlfriend is so ugly, two guys broke into her apartment. She yelled "Rape!" They yelled "NO!"
On his appendix: Why would God put it in you when it does nothing but randomly kill you for no reason?
What is stand-up comedy?
Stand-up comedy is a performance for a live audience. Usually one or multiple performers called comics or stand-up comedians are speaking directly to their audience. Typically a performer tells a routine of jokes or funny monologue with various stories and anecdotes chained together.
It's not uncommon for acting, pantomime, magic tricks * or singing to be used to increase variety of such performance.
In United Kingdom stand-up comedy began gaining popularity in 18th century and raised many great performers like Arthur Askey, Max Miller and Ken Dodd. The comedians were heavily censored and had to get their act approved and adapted to the censorship.
