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I had to stop drinkin', cuz I got tired of waking in my car driving ninety.
These glasses are way 2 big for my damn face! I look like I got on a damn Tinted Construction Mask.
Angie, I've seen my mom wrestle two cops to the ground with a taser dart in her neck, and you cry when your shoes pinch. Good luck, Bambi!
At first the kid kicking the back of my airplane seat was enraging. Then I imagined it was a broken massage chair and I kinda liked it.
In school they told me "Practice makes perfect." And then they told me "Nobody's perfect," so then I stopped practicing.
Women priests. Great, great. Now there's priests of both sexes I don't listen to.
What do atheists scream when they come?"
Throwing acid is wrong, in some people's eyes.
I think it's interesting that 'cologne' rhymes with 'alone.'
That guy is just a mess, like God spilled a person.
What is stand-up comedy?
Stand-up comedy is a performance for a live audience. Usually one or multiple performers called comics or stand-up comedians are speaking directly to their audience. Typically a performer tells a routine of jokes or funny monologue with various stories and anecdotes chained together.
It's not uncommon for acting, pantomime, magic tricks * or singing to be used to increase variety of such performance.
In United Kingdom stand-up comedy began gaining popularity in 18th century and raised many great performers like Arthur Askey, Max Miller and Ken Dodd. The comedians were heavily censored and had to get their act approved and adapted to the censorship.
