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You know what you are? You're a beard with an idiot hanging off it.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
Born again?! No, I'm not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time.
It's hard for a man to turn down sex … if they chase us, we can't run that fast.
Does anyone find it ironic how a program aimed at old people is called 'Countdown'?
I don’t have pet peeves — I have major psychotic fucking hatreds!
It’s never just a game when you’re winning.
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they're so suggestible.
I'm Rick James, bitch.
What is stand-up comedy?
Stand-up comedy is a performance for a live audience. Usually one or multiple performers called comics or stand-up comedians are speaking directly to their audience. Typically a performer tells a routine of jokes or funny monologue with various stories and anecdotes chained together.
It's not uncommon for acting, pantomime, magic tricks * or singing to be used to increase variety of such performance.
In United Kingdom stand-up comedy began gaining popularity in 18th century and raised many great performers like Arthur Askey, Max Miller and Ken Dodd. The comedians were heavily censored and had to get their act approved and adapted to the censorship.
