Quotes
I don't do these things to be mean, I do them to make money.
You know what I would do? I would remake The Wizard of Oz with Robin Williams, and that's it. Just let him do the whole dang thing by himself.
[as George Bush] See I'm fine with Gay Marriage. That's where the audience gets quiet. As long as it's a gay man marrying a gay woman, or a gay woman marrying a gay man, but to me your parts have to match up. You can't plug a lamp into a lamp.