If it doesn't work, at least it will be an interesting train wreck.
“If you're frightened of leprechauns, the best thing to do is to get yourself a little leprechaun outfit and see how big they are. And then you'll go, 'Well I see. That's like bein' frightened of a hampster.'”
A casino in South Dakota was robbed by a man dressed as a mummy. The police described the suspect as anywhere between 25 and 8,000 years old.
The legendary Dick Van Dyke on the show tonight. The actor not the pubic beard style. Although... maybe it's time for something new.
People sometimes say to me: "Craig, get out of my garden."
Wait! Don't applaud my cheapness! I've got other crap I need help with!
I enjoy bathing, as many Europeans don't.
I don't like the whole blowing the candles out ritual... blowing their germs all over the cake. If I want to catch something on my birthday. I don't want it to be from the cake. If you know what I'm saying...
I have a beard. Just not on my face...
I only like sports that Bond villains played.
Welcome back, my cheeky wee monkeys.
This book could scare them. The sex, the violence, the dream sequences and the iconoclasm - I think a lot of people are uncomfortable with that. I understand that. It was very uncomfortable to write some of it
I have a deep and profound mistrust of all politicians.
I'm not so much a dragon slayer, more a dragon annoyer -- I'm a dragon irritater.
It 's the time of year when Canadians mate.
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Dr. Jeckyll & Mr. Hyde is a metaphor for alcoholism. He drinks a potion, becomes a monster. I know exactly how he feels.
I like football. I find its an exciting strategic game. Its a great way to avoid conversation with your family at Thanksgiving.
You clap. The Censor wakes up. We all get into trouble.
Its easier to feel a little more spiritual with a couple of bucks in your pocket.