Jim Carrey video clip collection

Extremely funny sketches including Jim Carrey as karate instructor, lifeguard, female body builder, Vanilla Ice, some short clips from stand-up comedy performances and more.

Random quotes

Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. They're just pretty people singing music written by others.

- Eddie Izzard

When in doubt, go for the dick joke.

- Robin Williams

I’m looking for Miss Right, or at least Miss Right Now.

- Robin Williams

On a traffic light yellow means yield, and green means go. On a banana, it's just the opposite, yellow means go ahead, green means stop, and red means, where'd you get that banana?

- Mitch Hedberg

I've eaten things that didn't complain this much.

- Denis Leary