Jim Carrey video clip collection

Extremely funny sketches including Jim Carrey as karate instructor, lifeguard, female body builder, Vanilla Ice, some short clips from stand-up comedy performances and more.

Random quotes

Did you ever notice they never take any fat hostages? You never see a guy coming out of Lebanon going: `I was held hostage for seven months and I lost 175 pounds, I feel good and I look good and I learned self-discipline. That`s the important thing.

- Denis Leary

MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.

- Eddie Izzard

People think because I can make them laugh on the stage, I'll be able to make them laugh in person. That isn't the case at all. I am essentially a rather quiet, dull person who just happens to be a performer.

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- Rowan Atkinson

I've eaten things that didn't complain this much.

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- Denis Leary

The filter's the best part. That's where they put the heroin.

- Denis Leary